Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Quiet, husband in the bathroom — we only have a few minutes to get laid

Convinced a shy passerby that he needed sex and fucked him

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?